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April Fool's Day Letdown

Who Will Fool The Fools? As a satire and humour writer I have to admit that I loathe April Fool's Day....

Hollow Easter Bunnies Left Me A Shell Of A Child

Hollow Chocolate Rabbit Leaves Me Hollow On The Inside When I was a child, I looked forward to Easter nearly as...

Hobbit Movies May Restore Nerds Will To Live

Oh Lord...Of The Rings HOLLYWOOD-- Depressed, suicidal, and anxiety-ridden nerds, geeks, and dweebs may have re-discovered their desire to live, at...

Checkmate Declared On Chessmaster Bobby Fischer

One of the world's great minds, chessmaster Bobby Fischer, has run out of moves and was forced to tip over...

Saint Patrick's Day Means Shamrock Shakes And Whiskey

Spiking A Shamrock Shake Is An Irish Tradition AT THE DRIVE-THRU-- Spring is the air, and just around the corner (and...

Arthur C. Clarke's Odyssey Is Over

Arthur C. Clarke Had One "Hal" Of A Lifetime It is with great sorrow and sadness that we acknowledge the passing...

Life Squeezed From Charmin's Mr. Whipple

Mr. Whipple Was Always Wrapped Up In His Work LOS ANGELES-- Supermarket shoppers and grocery store clerks around the world...

Canadian Humour Is A Renewable Resource

I've been getting a lot of email lately...okay, I got five emails...three of them from my mom with pictures of...

Vancouver Island Separatists Making Waves

VICTORIA-- Just when you thought that federalism was gaining strength and momentum, restless Vancouver Island separatists are starting to...

CBC's Second Rate Second City Show

Who Thought Improv Could Be Made Up To Look This Bad I was flipping through my moderate array of cable television...

Geek Imagines That Martha Stewart Appeared In Wired Magazine

Martha Stewart Magazine Nightmare Traumatizes Young Geek Be warned gentle geeky readers, that the "true-ish" story I am about to tell...

Joan Rivers Brought Out Of Cryogenic Stasis

Joan Rivers Thawed For Television Appearance HOLLYWOOD-- Under an emergency order from the Hollywood Guardian Council Of Entertainers, comedienne and...

God Grants Minister's Wish For Letter Of Reference

Prayers Answered With Endorsement From Above HARLAN, IOWA-- God, the Almighty King of Kings, has granted an unemployed minister's wish for...

Candy Cigarette Companies Must Add More Warning Labels

Candy Cigarette Addictions Are No Treat HERSHEY, PA-- The candy cigarette industry is smoking-mad about new government legislation forcing the sweet-treat...

Who Are The Wooden People Of Robax?

Things You Wooden Have Known About Robaxacet If it weren't for television, you would probably have never heard of the quiet...

Google Removes Keyword "Gullible" From Their Search Engine

In an effort to refine, revise, and control the way that users perform search requests using their search engine, Internet...

NASA Installs Breathalyzers On Space Shuttles

No More Blasted Blast-Offs For Astronauts CAPE CANAVERAL-- Answering the growing concerns about the health, behavior, and competence of astronauts in...

Recharging The Tour de France With Electric Bikes

The Tour de France Could Use A Little Kick FRANCE--...

Happy Canada Day Eh

Canadian Holiday Celebrated In Traditional Winter Style CANADA CITY-- It's...

Canada Sends Beer To War Torn Nation

A Pint-Sized Gesture To An Ale-ing Country KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- More help is on the way....

Less-Than-Lethal Weapons Can Still Pack A Punch

Let's Knock Some Sense Into These Criminals...

Counterfeit Currency Crooks Creating Better Bogus Bills

Counterfeit Money Is Getting Harder To Spot IN YOUR WALLET-- If you've handled paper money in the past few months,...

Inuit Artists Carving A Niche With Glycerin Soapstone

New Carvers Washing Their Hands Of Old Traditions...

Jedi Knight Just In It To Meet Chicks

Is That A Lightsaber In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?...

Putting The Leash On Child Choker Chains

Parents Must Learn To Use Restraint IN THE REAL WORLD-- When you're shopping in the...

Digging Up The Real Story On Granola Mining

Granola Mining Corporations Are The Real Cereal Killers 150 meters...

The Petroleum Jellyfish

Flammable Marine Organism Fuels The World It floats and bobs...

Sidewalk Chalk Artists Deal With Chalk Addiction

Sidewalk Chalk Artist Draws The Line Against Chalk Addiction You...

You Can Bank On Trust Companies

Put Your Money Somewhere You Can Trust...

That Shit Ain't Funny

I don't know why you're laughing son. You can wipe that smile off your...

 

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