MMO Roulette: Exteel - Stupid Anime Robots

Anime robots are the worst thing on this earth and should be purged in a giant robot holocaust. We already have trash dumps so there should be minimal expense.

Awful Link of the Day: Pactcanada.ca (thanks Rhizoid!)

Front Page News: Forgotten Literary Greats: "Cracked Copy" by Bruce Gibson

A forgotten two-fisted cyberpunk thriller from 1986. Hailed by critics as the most accurate example of the genre, "Cracked Copy" follows "datajacker" Case and his efforts to stay alive on the razor's edge.

Front Page News: Novice Facial Hair Countdown

Listen toots, this update is for men, and only the manliest of men for that matter. No gun collection or republican vote is going to fool me! Well, all right, this update is for men who are struggling to grow an awesome beard. Ive formulaically created a ...

The Weekend Web: The Charlie Daniels Soapbox, James Randi Educational Foundation, SleepEducation, and The Dragon's Ouroborus

Weekend Web takes a look at atheists, hicks, sleepwalkers, and one special brand of crazy person.

Front Page News: Sir Rodrik Weymore's Fantastic Write-Typer

My dearest Lady Guinneviere Royceweatherfaire: I hope this letter finds you in good spirits. Our hunt has encountered a few minor setbacks. Three guides were eaten by elephants and a fourth made the mistake of donning a lion's carcass and sneaking about w ...

Front Page News: Regarding the Planning of the 2008 Princes of Midnight Gathering

Each year on Friday the 13th the Princes of Midnight gather at a secret location to celebrate their positions as shapers of the masculine ideal. These powerful figures can sometimes butt heads when it comes to the arrangements for the meeting.

Awful Link of the Day: gaythugdating.com

Front Page News: Lookin' For Buds in All the Wrong Places

We're just looking for a bro to come over to read some craigslist posts and maybe take his pants off at some point. Nothing weird, just dudes hanging out.

Awful Link of the Day: Queers For Reconciliation- (thanks Rock Me Menelaus!)

Forum Friday's Monday: April 28, 2008: A Weekend Spent at Roflcon

We went on a field trip this week!

The Flash Tub: Wordstrong

Wordstrong is about Lawrence Wordstrong, a tech guru. He's a traveling guru that goes from town to town helping all those with technical problems. His services are free because his payment is in karma... and you can take that to your cosmic bank!

Front Page News: I Have the Skills and Experience Necessary to Be a Heavy Metal God

I am writing in regards to the advertised position in your black metal band. I would very much like a chance to be part of this venture, and I feel that I have the rock god skills necessary to efficiently build and maintain a high profile Satan-worshippin ...

The Weekend Web: Argue with Everyone

Weekend Web takes a look at the first honestly titled forum on the Internet.

MMO Roulette: GunZ Online

Gunz Online is another game that sucks ass. Not to say it is the worst game I have had to review but when you have to rip off Lord of the Rings (even though there is only one ring) for a video game you have gone too far! STAR WARS IS THE ONLY TRUE TRILOGY ...

The Most Awful: The 6 Most Awful Popes

Forget about Benedict XVI, these 6 Most Awful Popes make Napoleon look like Neville Chamberlain. These popes are going wild and they aren't afraid to show it all to you!

Front Page News: Gentlemen's News Service Presents: The Cinema Criticism Colloquium

Gentleman's News Service correspondent Addison Hillsdale IV brings you his 1941 review of Citizen Kane.

Daily Dirt: Dogstation Omega

Daily Dirt for 04/23/08

Front Page News: Grand Theft Asshole

An asshole physics review of Grand Theft Auto IV

Front Page News: How Hillary Will Win the Nomination

We've noticed lately that a lot of people are discounting the possibility of Hillary winning the Democratic nomination. This kind of attitude is un-American. It's just wrong to act like someone has been elected months before the party big-wigs have had th ...

Front Page News: Ask Us About Our Grandchildren

Senior citizens finally break the silence on the most sensitive topic in any Relaxed Lifestyle Assisted Leisure Community: grandchildren.

AwfulVision: AwfulVision: I think I'm turning Japanese!

AwfulVision: I think I'm turning Japanese!

Comedy Goldmine: Castle Vidcons

Video games made me socially withdrawn and more likely to murder people, and they can improve your life too. Start off here by enjoying some comic strips combining the fun of the middle ages with the beautiful art of the Nintendo Wii created by SA forum g ...

Front Page News: I Was a Girl at Comic Con

Intrepid reporter David Thorpe goes undercover at New York Comic Con as that most feared of supervillains: A GIRL.

Awful Link of the Day: Naked Angel Art

Video Game Article: Patch Notes: Age Of Conan

Welcome to the open beta for Age Of Conan, the MMO that brings Robert E. Howard's vision to life! New players can jump right into the game, but those of you who took part in the closed beta may wish to familiarize yourself with the changes that have been ...

Awful Link of the Day: Fantasyfeeder.com

Front Page News: Blue Stripe 40,000 Interview Special

38,000 years into the dark future there is more than just war, there is a hell of a lot of work that needs to be done. Join Blue Stripe in our voyage to the 41st millennium to interview three working stiffs from the war-torn galaxy of tomorrow.