Your Grandma Watches You Watching TV

What are you watching, dear? Oh my! Those women certainly arent being very prudent in their choice of dress. A nice girl wouldnt show so much skin - and why are they twisting around like that? And with those - what do they want to be called now - afromer ...

You're Never Going To Find These Eggs

Oh. My. God. I am a mastermind. I am an evil genius. I am Godlike. You will never- NEVER find these eggs. There's just no way. Try. Go on, start looking. Oh yeah, yeah, on the mantle, that's a good start. ERRRR! Wrong! You think I'd hide eggs in the livi ...

I. Am. So. Bored.

Man, I'm bored as hell. Like, I was looking forward to yesterday for so long and I'm pumped for tomorrow, but dude, today is B.O.R.I.N.G. I guess it sounds weird to say I was looking forward to getting betrayed by my best friend, viciously beaten, nail ...

Pioneers in Immaturity: The Hand Vagina

Christian Jones is not a name you might recognize, but he has had a profound impact on history. A world-renowned shadow puppeteer in his time, Joness contribution to this world was stumbled across by chance. I was just sitting in my house, trying to come ...

Guy Who Hears Photobooths Are Fun But Doesn't Really Get It

Blog Types

These days, everyone has a blog (or "weblog" for short) Over the years, several unmistakable types have emerged: The Comfy Cozy BlogSample: Hey guys, welcome to my little home on the Internet, thats the net for those of you in the know, hehehe. Pull up a ...

The Man From Nantucket Has Had It Up To Here

I understand that limericks are easy to remember and fun to share with your friends. I do. But at a certain point, this is my life were talking about. And Ive had enough with the rumors. No. You know what, this is more than that. This is SLANDER.Okay, ye ...

Generic Late-Night Talk Show

(Tonight's guests include Overrated Actor and Child Who Did Something Remarkable, with musical guest Band.)Host: Hey, everyone, thanks for coming to the show! We've got a great show for you tonight.So, did you hear about this (news story)? Apparently, (d ...

A Realtor Shows a Fraternity House

Well here we are; the current Phi Omega Sigma house. As you know, they're being asked to vacate the house immediately. Right, following the three pledge deaths in March. But, the speedy eviction of these tennants means you'll pay much less than the house ...

$10,000? ok.

You may have seen ads on the site for a contest we're doing with Old Spice called "Keep It Clean." "I hate advertising!" you scream, "You sold out!" Yup! BUT, we wouldn't leave you out, would we? Old Spice gave us $2,500 to award to the winner of each ca ...

R U Ready to get your MiND BLOWN by FRACTALS?!

I dont know what it is about fractals, but whenever I look at those darn things and smoke PCP, I just get crazy. You might chalk it up to the radical fragmentation exhibited by those wacky geometric shapes, or the recursive nested images that make you th ...

London Bridge - An Analysis

In September 2006, Stacy Ann Ferguson, or Fergie as she is best known, shocked the world by starting her own solo career. The first single was entitled 'London Bridge', which, had been previously undiscovered by me until about 1 am last night. I was so m ...

Lolbrary Book Contest

We want to thank all of you CollegeHumor readers for actually spending time in the library. We know it was a lot to ask, and we really appreciate the time and effort you guys spent searching the stacks for hilarious books. Now, it's time to reward someon ...

The Thought Process Behind Eating an Entire Bag of Doritos

1 - Ok well I'm hungry, but dinner isn't for a couple hours. Sooo I guess I'll eat some Doritos to pass the time? I'll just have a couple. I don't really even like them that much.2 - Dammmn these are good. I should stop now so I don't ruin my appetite. ( ...

Useful Product Pitch

Dear Logitech,My name is Brice and I am a college student. I have an idea for a product that you may be able to develop into a useful facet of online interaction. My proposal is a breathalyzer lock for a computer keyboard. I dont know how many of your em ...

Getting Some Wood on a Drunken Evening

(In the style of Robert Frost)Whose bed this is, I do not know.This house might be down on frat row;He will not see me leaving hereTo watch his morning boner grow.My little feet must think it queerTo be tip-toeing through this beerBefore I leave, I wake ...

How Not to Buy Drugs

Is this how this works, or...?Are you my guy? Are you the guy I'm meeting? My friend said you'd be wearing a hat. That's not very descriptive though, there are like 30 people out here wearing hats. My boy said to just drop his name. So here it goes. Ryan ...

The Guy Who Won The Lottery On 9/11

GOD! That... this is Wow... This is terrible, I swear. Definitely. Umm...They would have wanted us to go on though? Right?No, I know. Not now. Not now. Umm... God... Yeah, I feel like such a dick.When do I cash it in? No, okay, okay. You're right. Tomorr ...

Interview: Derrick Comedy

If youve been familiar with the internet for at least a few weeks, then you have most likely heard of Derrick Comedy and have probably seen some of their videos.But if you arent familiar with the sketch comedy group by now, you best start recognizin'. Th ...

Gotcha!

Happy April Fools Day! We're sorry that you can't buy our domain name, but on the bright side www.happy-fun-goofy-vidspace.co.jp is still available!

The Subliminal Disney

We all know about the priest's erection in The Little Mermaid, and the sand that spells "sex" in The Lion King. Check out these other hidden easter eggs that Disney's animators slipped into their classic films:The Little Mermaid. Animator Pete Longstaff ...

I Heart Showalter

Things get tense on any shooting location. The set CollegeHumor's own Showalter Showalter is no exception. Watch as guest Paul Rudd and host Michael Showalter square off in this battle of the egos.Click To Watch

The Negotiator

Too often in today's society, brotherhood and charity take a back seat to greed and personal interest. CEO's embezzle money from their employees, people are murdered for their belongings, and worst of all, nobody seems to care. But there is one man who s ...

Easter Vs. Passover

The most holy day of the Christian year is almost upon us. However, there is also a holiday called Passover, celebrated by Jewish folks, taking place this weekend. It's like when football and basketball are on TV at the same time; you've got to choose ...

Nickelback: Greatest Band of the 21st Century

Editor's note: Sometimes sarcasm is hard to read. Is this sarcasm or is our author here really that into Nickelback. You be the judge. -StreeterI know that its a little early in the game to make the above claim, as weve got 94 years left in the current c ...

The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy's Parent-Teacher Association

Good evening, parents. Please settle down. We've got a lot to cover tonight, so if everyone would please take your seats. Except for... um... Mr. and Mrs. Bloomsbury, Mr. and Mrs. Grant, and Mr. and Mrs. Ludwig: your children were actually shrunken durin ...

A Political Debate With My Stoner Roommate

Affirmative ActionHey. Hey, Doug. Wake up.Huh? Wha?Wake up. We're going to have a political debate.We are?Yup....Why?Because. Come on, get up....Doug...DOUG. C'mon, I'll get you something off the Wendy's dollar menu.JBC?Yeah, sure...arrite, what's up?We' ...

Interview With The Cast Of MTV's "Human Giant"

It's always nice to see your friends make it big and we couldn't be happier for the three guys from MTV's Human Giant: Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari and Rob Heubel. Weve known them for years and theyre still as down-to-earth and cool as theyve always been. To ...

Tour Groups

The jingle of keys in fanny-packs, the smell of old people, and your Colleges corporate logo er, emblem plastered on the front of plastic tote-bags. Must be time for campus tours again! I dont mind the crowds of gawking parents and bored high-schoolers ...

Two New Morning Afters

I'm pleased to introduce you to our newest Morning After columns. First up we have The Morning After Entourage, by Scot Richardson. Next, we have The Morning After The Sopranos by Matt Hulten.Enjoy!